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"Only Spartan women give birth to real men"
Finally a scrub designed for the Spartan women in our lives. True women of substance, class, and strength - the queens of Sparta. The kind of women we want our daughters to become.
This scrub doesn't leave you smelling like Commie potpourri, it's got a great clean creamsicle smell.
DIRECTIONS: Conduct shower operations, then apply small amount in hand. Scrub liberally all over body and rinse off.
FOR BEST RESULTS: Have significant other apply scrub while Lifetime movies play in the background.
WARNING: Not responsible for increased sexual activity while using this product.
INGREDIENTS: Coconut Oil, Sugar, Lavender & Orange essential oils
SIZE: 8oz
For external use only.
Do not use if allergic to it's ingredients.
The statements have not been approved by the Food and Drug Administration. These statements are not intended to diagnose, treat or cure or prevent any disease.
Shipped from the USA. Items will arrive within 3-7 business days. Tracking info will be provided once your package leaves our warehouse.
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We truly believe we have some of the most sublime products on the internet. If you don't have a postive experience for ANY reason, we will do WHATEVER it takes to make sure you are 100% satisfied with your purchase.
We offer a 45 day money back gaurantee. If you don't like your item, no hard feelings. We'll make it right & refund your full purchase.
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